friedtofubaby:

jellobeans:

DEAR GOD,

When I asked to be able  to remember all six members, I didn’t request to sell my soul over to them

I didn’t ask to give my LIFE UP FOR THEM.

I DIDN’T ASK TO CRY AND WHALE NOISE SO MUCH EVEN MY BABY FRIENDS ARE ANNOYED WITH ME. AND TO LUB THEM SO MUCH I DON’T EVEN KNOW IF I’M STILL SANE,

I didn’t ASK FOR ALL THESE SEXUAL FRUSTRATIONS FROM B. A. FUCKING P.

HAVE A MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS.

EVERY ONE OF YOU.

ESPECIALLY YOU DAEHYUN. ENJOY YOUR SECOND CHRISTMAS WITH THE REST OF THOSE LIFE RUINING OVARY EXPLODING ASSHOLES.

ENJOY YOUR FANTASTIC FACE TOO BECAUSE I SURE AS HELL AM.